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Flatbrainers cultivar release record

Genetics Program

Flatbrainers Release Record

A structured cultivar record linking identity, phenotype observations, aromatic behavior, and solventless processing performance for production planning.

Northwoods release records support consistent communication between cultivation, clone operations, and extraction teams.

01 / Identity

Cultivar Identity

Cultivar Name

Flatbrainers

Lineage

Chem D x Forum Cookies x Nom Nom

Breeder

Scapegoat Genetics

Classification

In Evaluation

02 / Phenotype Summary

Phenotype Summary

Flatbrainers is an indica / sativa from Scapegoat Genetics and can be cultivated indoors and outdoors (Where the plants will need a flowering time of ±63 days) Scapegoat Genetics's Flatbrainers is/was never available as feminized seeds.

03 / Aromatic Profile

Aromatic Profile

Aromatic profile pending standardized observation records.

Dominant Terpenes: Data pending

04 / Production Notes

Production Notes

Production notes will populate as validated run data becomes available.

05 / Solventless Performance

Solventless Performance

Resin Production

Resin production signals pending structured trial capture.

Press Behavior

Press behavior notes pending solventless trial validation.

Solventless performance profile is currently under evaluation.

06 / Program Status

Program Status

Current status reflects the cultivar's present phase in Northwoods evaluation, validation, and deployment workflows.

Review

07 / Lineage

Cultivar Lineage Explorer

Root

Flatbrainers

Chem D x Forum Cookies; x Nom Nom

2 parents

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Chem D

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Chem'91

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Forum Cookies

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Girl Scout Cookies

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Thin Mint GSC

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OG Kush

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Hindu Kush

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F1 Durban

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F1

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Super Skunk

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Colombia

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Big Bud

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Big Bud

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GSC

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